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Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I wasn't close to my father, but I wanted to be all my life. He had a funny sense of humor, and he laughed all the time - good and loud, like I do. He was a gay Irish gentleman and very good-looking. And he wanted to be close to me, too, but we never had much time together.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
1) To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
2) Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I wasn't close to my father, but I wanted to be all my life. He had a funny sense of humor, and he laughed all the time - good and loud, like I do. He was a gay Irish gentleman and very good-looking. And he wanted to be close to me, too, but we never had much time together.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
1) To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
2) Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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